This morning I woke up, walked into the bathroom, and discovered I had black cat hairs on my teeth. Then I blew my nose and started sneezing. Cat hairs in my nose. I got to work and my left eye was watery and itchy. I finally fished a black cat hair out of my eyeball.
Evidentally, I am such a sound sleeper that the (smallish) cat can nap on my face without waking me up.
