Today I went to the dentist. I had a root canal. And in the middle of the thing, my dentist asked how old I am. I told him 26. And he was shocked. He told me I have teeth like a teenager. Because my roots that he was canalling? The things he had to dig all the rot out of... are gigantic.
When I told him about the bone disease, he was totally over my teenager-like teeth. Apparently, that explains it.